Piada: Estados Unidos do Canada

Mail que circula por aí:

We are formally requesting your assistance. Our country has been takenover by right-wing fundamentalists, and there does not appear to be an end in sight. We are hereby requesting to join your union, where rational thought seems to have gone after it fled our country.

Attached is a pretty map of what our new greater nation will look like.

Please help us extend your borders a little further south.

Sincerely,

The Blue States

PS. Though we be not large in landmass, we are the economic engine of the country and could certainly help propel Canada to superpower status.